Losin' my blogging cherry

So last night, or early this morning depending on how you want to look at it... I had the most awesomest idea for my very first blog post EVAR!

Then I thought to myself, Self you should go write this down! 'Cause you know, Self, the odds on remembering this moment when the sun decides to show up are slim to none! And then I said to Self, (and I probably DID say it rather than think it, because did I mention it was 4:15am and I hadn't slept at all because The Boy had been complaining, moaning and whimpering all freaking night resisting all of my techniques for comforting him rathering instead to continue complaining, moaning and whimpering while tossing and turning and wanting to be held no put me down I don't want to be held with a smattering of loud wailing and complete silence fooling me into thinking that he had finally settled and fallen asleep only to begin said complaining, moaning and whimpering until finally at 4am he dropped a duece in his Huggies and immediately succumbed to the sleep that had been screaming his name since 8pm and then I had to wake him up and change that nastiness at 4:05am to finally tuck him snugly in his bed at 4:10am and return to my own bed to find a wet spot AND NOT THE GOOD KIND where The Boy had kindly slobbered and drooled and cried whilst I tried the beforementioned comforting techniques so I had to grab a towel and make do with some colourful cursing thrown in for good measure until I finally pulled the sheets up and tried to tune out the *ahem* gentle <--snicker snicker<-- throat rattle of The Man and shoot eye daggers at the clock that was announcing that it was OhEmGee 4:15am and !!POUF!! a mindblowingly brilliant first blog post entered that shady area called my brain and I knew it was FATE... and I said to Self, "Nah, I'll remember it! No worries! It is that.totally.awesome."










I didn't. And you got this. Suckers.