Monday, November 23, 2009

More Monday Randoms


  • Monday's suck the big one. I might even go as far as saying that Monday's suck big fat monkey balls, but I think I'm reserving that title for certain PEOPLE instead of days of the week.
  • I've lost 4 lbs since I posted about losing weight. Meh, I'm not excitedly happy about this, but I'm bound and determined that those 4 little lbs won't return. So much so that I put the bag of M&M's back on the shelf at Walmart this morning. That says nothing about what went down while visiting the homeland.
  • Just booked the room at the Inn for The Man and I after his work party. Tres excited about this.
  • Whiskey (the DOG people, the DOG!) sheds entirely too much. Swiffering once a day doesn't even help it. A clipper with the guard removed may.
  • Last week I unsubscribed from my very favourite blog. Booo. She said some weird stuff out of the blue about an event that happened two years ago, and to be honest, the laughs I got from her two years ago just aren't worth it anymore. I'm kinda sad, but I hope she figures out her mental and emotional issues, cause big laughs for me aren't nearly as important as her finally being happy and stable in her own life.
  • If any of you post what I said above and insert my name in the next 10 years I will hunt you down and kill you.
  • Saw Thing 4 for a couple days this week, while visiting the homeland. Baby Thing 4 is growin', and I'm lovin' the teeth.
  • Looking forward to seeing Thing 1, S~Nic~Kers, Thing 5 and hmmmm, what the heck am I gonna call that last one? Thing 5 II because they're so alike? Rev. Thing 5 a la his school name? Mr. Thing 5? Gonna have to think on that one.

Happy Monday!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Monday Randoms

  • The Boy is definitely feeling the effects of not attending playgroup during this H1N1 outbreak. He's driving me bonkers and needs some little friends.
  • I've lost 4lbs in two weeks. Hey, it's a start.
  • I'm going to a Zumba class on Tuesday night that's going to be 90 minutes of pure, unadulterated bliss. And two males joined our class last week. Awkward.
  • The Girl has a gorgeous white sweater, that has fur(ish) stuff inside it, FUR! I'd beat her up and steal it, but I'm afraid she'd know who to report. So I'm looking for a minion, someone who's not afraid to take candy from a baby, or sweaters from a pre-teen, whichever the case may be. And I'm open to both options. Apply if interested.
  • The Boy is talking a lot more now. And he shakes his finger at you when he says "NO". It's.awesome. And he's not so easily satisfied now. If you can't figure out what he's talking about, he.will.not.let.it.go. So much so that he'll grab you by your cheeks and continue saying the undecipherable word whilst staring you deep in your eyes with that "What in the sam bejesus is wrong with you?!?" look that makes you feel like a complete blubbering idiot. He does this often.
  • The Man bought a saw that cost more than my minivan. 'Nuff said
  • The Man and I are puzzlers! Yup, we bought one of those 10 pack puzzle boxes from Walmart and we're on our second puzzle. We even have one of those handy dandy roller thingy's to store the puzzle when we're not working on it. Go ahead and laugh, I'll wait. Done? Not yet? Continue. Mmmkay, all good then. We like it. It sure beats turning on one of our old movies and having The Man fall asleep on the couch until the credits roll, or worse, he's watching the movie through his eyelids and I'm in the other room on the internetz. Yeah, we're puzzling geeks.

Happy Monday!